Don’t Blink: Six months goes faster than you think

I can’t believe we have been on this journey for six months.  Six months!  A length of time that sounds generous in the workaday world is a mere fleck in the travel world, especially given all the places we want to visit.  If you look at the map it doesn’t seem as though we have covered much ground geographically – England, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Ireland and Wales, the Netherlands, Germany, Austria (day trip to Salzburg), Czech Republic, Hungary, and Romania, from where this post comes to you.  (We arrived in Bucharest at lunchtime after a 16-hour overnight train ride from Budapest, with visits by both Hungarian and Romanian passport control to our sleeper cabin at 9 PM and then 10 PM last night, and a gentle wake-up call by the sun peeking through the mist enveloping the mountainous Romanian countryside this early morning.)

The Grand Tour: The first six months map

However, what we have done in each of these countries – the cities and towns we have visited and called home for a while; the locals with whom we have practiced politics and discussed history, sports, cultural peculiarities and then some over copious amounts of ale, wine and whisky; the hills we have climbed; the trails we have trudged though; the spots of green we have lingered in doing nothing at all; and the friends with whom we have stayed, the friends who have visited us and new friends we have made along the way – has enriched us as no other experience can or probably ever will. Quality not quantity, as the axiom goes.   And this is just the start!

Our lucky rabbit which we left in York. Boo.

The rest of the year we will continue the journey through Central and Eastern Europe, then Turkey, do a loop back through Western Europe to Italy, Spain, France, Belgium and then back to London where we will celebrate the holidays.  But come January we will venture into Russia (in the winter!), the first leg of our foray into Asia, then to China, Cambodia, Laos, Thailand, Vietnam and who knows where else, and then to Australia to spend some time with my family before deciding our next steps.  Sound ambitious?  Maybe, as it is impossible to do everything lest we become one of those “tickers” venturing from city to city spending a day or two in each place, seeing each of the museums, castles, historical building and homes listed in the Top Ten Guide Book but not really experiencing any of them, or the people, the culture, the language: we don’t want to exist in that tourist cocoon.  If we did, we couldn’t have done the following:

  • Worked at two CAMRA Real Ale festivals pouring beer for thirsty punters in Peterborough and Chappel (Chappel?  I bet you haven’t heard of it.  It is small hamlet in Essex famous for its old train station and locomotive museum which also serves as the venue for the fest.);
  • Drunk English wine (yes, they do make wine in England) in the abandoned Roman city of Wroxeter;
  • Become members of York Brewery, entitling us to discounts on pints and to hang out with the locals at the brewery pub after hours;
  • Crossed a 1.5 mile-long suspension bridge over the Humber River on a walk we did from Feriby to Hull, finding out about the walk and the bridge from a burly Yorkie named Steve (so many Steves!) at the York Brewery bar;
  • Lit a peat fire in our rented hunting lodge on the Isle of Islay, smoking the place out but clearing it of the cursed midges;
  • Learned that sleeping in a tent without bedding or blankets is not a good idea during a freak cold snap;
  • Seen a rare Peregrine Falcon on a walk up Kinnoll Hill in Perth, something we learned to do after chatting with a local;
  • Been woken up by early morning fire alarms in hotels in THREE different cities (why why WHY!?);
  • Discussed quantum computers over drinks until 3 a.m. and managed to understand most of it (then, but not now) with a young Hamburger in Berlin;
  • Played the egg – a plastic one loaded with dried beans – in an Irish session band in Dublin;
  • Nearly gotten flattened by cops chasing after a guy who attacked two people with his gaudy belt buckle at the Sendlinger Tor subway station in Munich;
  • Met an English guy, a US Civil War buff, who travels to the States every year to participate in battle reenactments, at an off-the-beaten-track locals’ pub in Colchester;
  • Seen a bar fight between a man celebrating his 70th birthday and a man celebrating his 30th and witnessed the 70-year-old have the upper hand, in Belfast;
  • Taken a day trip to Düsseldorf with a girl I met in Trier who needed someone to accompany her on the drive;
  • And eaten haggis samosas with our new Scottish friends who took us to their favorite Indian restaurant in Edinburgh.

Steve pulling pints at the Chappel CAMRA Fest. And wearing at Twins cap.

We have adhered to the philosophy of The Grand Tour by not planning too much, extending stays where it makes sense to and where we want to, doing nothing for a while but reading and watching movies, and branching off into territories new and unfamiliar.  Long-term traveling isn’t simply about visiting landmarks, saturating oneself with collections in museums, from the minutiae to the grandiose, or locating but avoiding the tourist traps.  It is about getting out of the comfort zone,  immersing oneself in a situation, a land, a culture that is different from one’s own, knowing that this seemingly strange, unusual, foreign and exotic place in which I am now is the key to finding what I am made of, what I am capable of, who I really am.  It is the best way to learn that the beliefs I have about everything from the home to business to government do not necessarily match how others think or how they live.

Emma on the York wall, York. I lost those sunglasses somewhere in Wales.

It is also a good way to learn about the practical. Before going on a trip, take half the clothes and twice the money, a wise person once said.  On two occasions we offloaded part of our wardrobe to charity shops as our backpacks were bursting and we realized we didn’t need the extra pairs of pants, t-shirts and shorts.   On three occasions we sent parcels of small purchases and items we brought with us and didn’t need but wanted to keep back to the States.  On more occasions that I can to admit I have lost items – sunglasses, hat, scarf, good luck Chinese rabbit, corkscrew, Swiss Army Knife – but haven’t missed them (except for the rabbit – that was sad.) We have put ourselves on a budget, have been able to stick to it, with time for splurges here and there (our lunch at La Bécasse in Ludlow, for one.)

Granted, we haven’t been too tested in either the philosophical or the practical given that the journey hasn’t taken us beyond the Western world yet. In experiencing the Western tradition in a different cloth, I have made some observations along the way, things that have given me pause, puzzled me to the point where I ask myself “why the heck do they/don’t they do that?”  Here are a few examples:

  • No clocks in hotels, guesthouses B&Bs – We have stayed in many hotels, guesthouses and B&Bs on The Grand Tour and only one – ONE! – has provided a clock of some sort.  It was a clock radio the likes of which one finds in any average motel or hotel in the United States.  Just as sure as you are to find a Bible in the nightstand drawer, you are sure to find a clock on top of it.  Apart from this one horological experience (which occurred in Dublin, by the way), we have found nary a time-keeping device.  Some of you might say, “Well, knowing the time is YOUR problem, so bring a clock or wear a watch.”  A-hem, we do have a travel clock, a Braun AB314 Voice Control I bought at Harrods in London years ago (why did I buy a clock at Harrods?  I haven’t the foggiest) that has served us well.  Providers of accommodation for the weary traveler in England, Scotland, Ireland, Wales, the Netherlands, Germany, Czech Republic, Hungary and Romania who must know that time is of the essence when waking up to catch an early train, or arising in time to partake of the included breakfast which they stop serving at some ungodly hour (the worst was the Kilchrenan House in Oban – comfortable rooms, lovely proprietors, delicious breakfast, especially the porridge, soft-boiled eggs and bacon but you had to get down there by 8:15 or starve) seem to agree: it’s your time, it’s your problem.  For Americans time is important –  time flies, time is money,  it is something you run out of, you never have enough of and wish you could get back.  Perhaps the message of the missing clocks is “Slow down, relax, you are on vacation.”  Vacation or not, it helps to know how long I have before I need to throw on some clothes, stumble down the stairs to quaff what’s left of the morning joe so I can become human again.

    Just a reminder to all of us, in Prague

  • Un-businesslike business hours – If you ran a small business, let’s say a pharmacy or a pub, what would your hours of operation be?  Would you be closed on Sundays?  Would you be closed on holidays?  Would your pharmacy open after 9 AM and close at 5 PM?  Would your pub close between the hours of 3 PM – 6 PM just because “that’s how it has always been done?”  In the UK we encountered odd business practices such as these, practices set forth by people who seem to lack business acumen and common sense, practices that in this uncertain economic climate should be abolished in favor of those that keep up with the times.  Or maybe that’s just the American in me talking.

The Three Fish, Shrewsbury. One of the many pubs that close from 3-6.

    Take the pharmacy.  In Ludlow, a town of 10,000, the main pharmacy, similar to a Duane Reade or a Walgreen’s, opens at 9:30 AM and closes at 5:00 PM on weekdays, until 12:30 PM on Saturdays, and is closed on Sundays.  For people who work a typical 9-5 job, this schedule makes it difficult to get their prescriptions filled and collected, or pick up the odd bottle of aspirin, box of tissues or tube of toothpaste, forcing them to run these sort of errands during the work week at lunchtime, or on Saturdays.  But who wants to go to the pharmacy on a Saturday? Aren’t we supposed to be slowing down and relaxing?  This schedule also makes it difficult for the business owner to earn a living as those people passing by the pharmacy who remember that they are out of Ajax, Woolite or Listerine will go to the Tesco Supermarket down the street to do their shopping because the pharmacy isn’t open past 5.

Tap handles at Admiral Benbow, Shrewsbury

And the pub.  Take the case of the The Three Fish in Shrewsbury.  Here the bartender stops serving everyday between the hours of 3PM – 6PM and the pub is closed for these three hours.  This is a throwback to an earlier era when everyone in town headed to the pub for lunch and some pints and went back to work at 3 PM (or home to sleep it off).  The Three Fish certainly isn’t the only pub who still operates under these terms as we experienced this odd practice in such places as Durham, Cardiff and Bury St. Edmunds.   On a sunny Saturday afternoon  at the The Three Fish Steve at I were enjoying some drinks along with many other people – couples, families, groups of friends – when we heard the bell and the shout “Last orders!”  I looked at the clock: 2:45 PM.  She didn’t say “last orders,” did she?  Pubs are supposed to close at 11 PM.  This is no country pub in a country town with only two regulars.  This is city pub in Shrewsbury, for goodness sakes, and the place is packed with thirsty people ready to spend their money.  We ordered another round, an insurance drink, lest she really meant last orders, only to hear the bell again and the voice “It’s 3 PM.  We’re closed. Drink up.”  No grace period to quaff our beverages, no opportunity to order another.  We had to leave.  So, like the rest of our fellow drinkers, we sauntered over a nearby pub that was open down the street and gave them our business. Even the bartender who shut us down was there with us!  Steve asked her why the The Three Fish still closes down from 3 PM-6 PM and she replied: “Well, we have always done so.  And we can’t find anyone to fill that time anyway.”  Huh?

So, if you are ever at a pub in the UK don’t be shocked if you are unceremoniously kicked out at 3 PM.

Oh, and make sure you are not hungry past 2:30 PM.  They stop serving food then, too, even in the places that are open past 3 PM.

Cat besieging the city, Katten Kabinet, Amsterdam

  • You want a stamp?  You’re going to have to buy five – In Amsterdam you cannot buy a stamp.  I mean just one.  One stamp.  If you need one stamp you have to buy five stamps.  We discovered this at the post office where we went to purchase a stamp for a postcard that we wanted to send to our niece and nephews.

In this age of automated everything, signs greeting us at the post office encouraged us to use the newfangled stamp machines at the entrance.  We figured, we are only buying one stamp, we can just use the machine and forgo having to wait in line to talk to a teller.  After all, it is just one stamp.  One measly stamp.  One euro or so and we will be out of here.

The machine had directions in English and was simple enough to use.  However it would not respond to our request to purchase one stamp.  The number five kept showing up in one’s place and no matter how loudly Steve swore at the machine it was fixed on providing us with the bounty of five stamps.  We were in no mood for this sort of benevolence and were forced to abandon our provider of philatel ease and wait in line like all the other schmoes.   Finally our turn arrived and an exasperated Steve approached Postal Employee Number 666 at the window and said “One stamp, please.”

PEN666:  You can’t buy one stamp.  You have to buy five.

Steve:  But I don’t need five. I only need one.

PEN66:  I can’t sell you one.  I can sell you five.

Steve:  But I just need to send a postcard. To the United States.

PEN66:  It doesn’t matter.  The minimum is five.

Steve:  If I buy five, can I use the stamps in other parts of Europe?

PEN66:  No, the stamps are for the Netherlands only.

Steve:  But we are leaving for Munich in the morning.

PEN66: Who gives a shit.  (She didn’t say that, but if facial expressions could speak…)

So we left without our stamp.  We sent our postcard from our next port of call in Germany where we were able to purchase stamps in the quantity of our choice and receive service with a smile.

There will be more head-scratching moments in the next six months.  You can count on that.

Some already and never-before-seen photos of the first six months below:

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7 thoughts on “Don’t Blink: Six months goes faster than you think

  1. Hello Emma.
    I was interested to see your photograph of the Roman ruins at Wroxeter in Shropshire. By coincidence I have been watching a television programme which shows a team of modern workmen building a Roman villa. The dimensions were taken from the ruins of a villa at Wroxeter and the new construction is to be a tourist attraction for the town so that visitors can see how a Roman villa would have looked about 200 A.D. The workmen have to use the same building materials and tools as the Romans, although there have been some allowances for modern techniques when occupational health and safety issues arose. I suppose that OH&S would not have been important if slave labour had been used when the original villa had been built. The Romans were clever in the way that they heated the villa with a hypercaust and used cement and plaster in the construction.

    • Raym,

      We did see the building you mention and learned that the modern builders had to use the ancient techniques to create the structure. It sits along the Watling Road, the old Roman road which used to extend all the way to London. I will add a photo of it and a few other things – our day trip to Chester, for one – to the slide show.

      • Thanks for the additional photographs of Wroxeter. The television programme has not finished so I had not seen the completed villa until you sent your photograph of it. It seems that they did a good job and finally overcame the difficulties which they had experienced when using the authentic materials and tools of builders in Roman Britain. They had to make tessarai for a mosaic floor and special plaster for the walls which had to make them suitable for frescos. They also had to make a kiln to produce the clay pipes for the hypercaust which had to be watched around the clock so that it would heat the clay slowly. The kiln could have exploded if the workers did not have it at the correct temperature while the clay dried. It is good that the final result has given the building the appearance of a new Roman villa as it would have looked in Wroxeter during the days of the Roman Empire.

  2. What a great post Emma!! Thanks for sharing your wonderful experiences and I’m so glad we shared some in person with you and Steve in Germany!

  3. Hello Emma.
    I have just seen another episode of ‘Rome Was Not Built In A Day’ in which modern workmen built the Roman villa at Wroxeter which you have photographed. I was suprised to see that the columns of the portico were wooden. They had used tree runks of the correct dimensions and placed them in the appropriate positions to form the columns of the portico. Only the two columns at the entrance were of sandstone. A stone mason was given a number of sandstone blocks which he had to carve into a cylindrical shape and then had the team haul them into place. There was a problem when the fire for the hypercaust was lit. They had made tubulae of clay which were not very good and most were too brittle to be used. They were supposed to direct the smoke out of the building while the heat from the fire warmed the floor. However, there was more smoke coming out of the windows than out of what was meant to be the chimney, and the room was full of smoke. I will be interested to watch the next episode to see how they manage to overcome the problems with the heating of the villa.

  4. Hello Emma.
    Two places on your map of Europe caught my eye. I had not been aware that the sea between England and France was called the Celtic Sea. It is an apt name because of the Celtic people of Cornwall in England and of Brittany in France.
    The other place was the city of Mogilev in Belarus. My G.P. is a Russian named Alex Mogilevski, so his name would indicate that his ancestors came from Mogilev, perhaps when it was part of Russia. That region of Europe often had its borders changed over the centuries as Poles, Lithuanians, Germans and Russians fought for control. With the demise of the Soviet Union, Mogilev is likely to remain in Belarus. It was intersting to see the name of the place on your map.

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